October 2011
1 post
The GOP has been laying off hundreds of thousands of workers and then asking, “Where are the jobs?”
July 2011
1 post
Why do Republicans think that laying off thousands and thousands of government workers will reduce the unemployment rate?
June 2011
1 post
Why isn’t there a motel clock radio that doesn’t keep me awake all night with bright lights, and receives something other than Spanish stations?
May 2011
1 post
What is the wallet schmutz that collects on my credit cards, and can it be harnessed for the good of humanity?
April 2011
1 post
Why is the midwest called the midwest when it is so far east?
September 2010
1 post
Microsoft Outlook uses Microsoft WORD to render HTML? That’s like using hedge clippers to mow my lawn.
August 2010
1 post
Why do I still attempt to make hash browns, eggs, and other diner breakfast foods when I have never been successful before? Is this the definition of insanity?
July 2010
2 posts
How is it possible that, when making a mobile call right next to an AT&T Microcell with 5 bars of signal, my call still fails?
I can’t seem to get any sleep at night, but during a meeting in the conference room I’m out like a light.
June 2010
9 posts
When I click a hyperlink in Microsoft Word, why does it hesitate, saying “Preparing to open link?” What kind of preparation does it entail? Physical? Or psychological?
Why don’t dentists’ chairs come with a massage function?
As I watch the guy in front of me swerve from lane to lane, cut off other drivers, and then finally run this red light, I can’t help but wonder: if talking on the phone is illegal, why didn’t that cop pull him over blocks back?
Every day my shower is bombarded with water and soap. Why do I have to keep cleaning it?
Go to AT&T’s website to contemplate giving them money. Start shopping, and a popup survey box obscures what you’re looking for. Dismiss it, and a big “Chat with a sales person!” box replaces it. Well, I guess I won’t be spending money with AT&T today.
Why can’t companies like Apple and AT&T create the technological equivalent of the old bakery Take A Number system?
Thick plastic packets of shampoo that are totally impossible to rip open when you’re in the shower.
Right lane of the freeway? Empty. Left lane? Jammed with people driving 34 miles per hour.
People who have really loud sex at Motel 6 in the middle of the night after visiting Disneyland. Cos it’s the most romantic place on earth?